My name is William Schaffer White.  I was born in the City of Thornton, Adams County, Colorado on the 11th of July, 1988.  I was baptized as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on the 23rd of April 2005 and was confirmed a member of the Church the next day.  I received the Aaronic Priesthood on the 15th of May 2005 and the Melchizedek Priesthood on the 13th of August 2006.

Great, know that that’s over I can tell you a little about myself.  I hale from the ghettos of Northglenn, Colorado (about 3 miles from where I was born…yay!)  I’m a really big fan of car and motorcycles…and any sport that doesn’t involve scantly clad men touching each other (ie. wrestling) or sports that people with no hands can play (ie. soccer.)  And golf isn’t a sport, it’s a pastime.  (’cause, you know, it’s just pure athleticism; whack the ball, get in the cart…whack the ball, get in the cart.  If you know what I mean.)

Anywho, I really enjoy riding my KDX 200 and driving whenever possible…which isn’t often, seeing as I am carless.  I really enjoy watching my Rockies/Broncos/Avalanche, even though all three of them have thoroughly embarrassed me when playoff time rolls around.  And I live and die with BYU sports.  Max Hall is my #2 hero, right after Jesus.  The crowning achievement of my life so far has been getting Max Hall’s and Harvey Unga’s autographs on my “Y” flag…that was a good day.

Uhh…I’m about halfway through a degree in civil engineering at BYU.  It’s been treating me fairly well, thus far.  There, I’ve met a beautiful young lady named Falencia Jean-Francois, who I like to call my girlfriend.  And she’s not allowed to get married until she’s 25, so don’t ask until October of 2014…I think that’ll give me enough time to make that decision.

And that’s pretty much all I have for right now.  You can find out much more about me by reading the rest of this “blog.”